How to Deal with Hysteria

“How are you today?” Suzy asked Billy.  “I’m good,” replied the jovial Billy as his hands were full of Twinkies from the local gas station.  “Good to hear, Billy,” Suzy then said. “Would you want to go on a date with me this weekend?” Billy was surprised by Suzy’s question. They were only friends before... Continue Reading →

Apathetic to One’s Own Plight

Sam walked around his kitchen, searching aimlessly for inspiration to write a blog post that he spent too much time deliberating upon. After opening his fridge door, only to find expired broccoli and leftovers from the local Mexican restaurant, Sam stumbled over to the counter to grab his phone.  “Fuck this,” he said in frustration,... Continue Reading →

Mrs. Frump (No Relation to Donald)

One day, Bailey was sitting in her metaphysics class, twiddling her thumbs as she daydreamed about all the fun things she wanted to do this weekend. “Excuse me, Bailey! Pay attention!” hollered Bailey’s teacher, Mrs. Frump. “I’m sorry, Mrs. Frump,” Bailey told her teacher before turning her attention back to the chalkboard that was filled... Continue Reading →

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