“Do you know what the term emotionally unavailable means?” Steve asked his newly disappointed friend named Cory. “Of course, I do,” Cory said. “Why are you asking me this?” Cory had just got dumped by his girlfriend. He was in no mood for theatrics, let alone the harsh and unsolicited words that were soon to... Continue Reading →
How to Deal with Hysteria
“How are you today?” Suzy asked Billy. “I’m good,” replied the jovial Billy as his hands were full of Twinkies from the local gas station. “Good to hear, Billy,” Suzy then said. “Would you want to go on a date with me this weekend?” Billy was surprised by Suzy’s question. They were only friends before... Continue Reading →
Apathetic to One’s Own Plight
Sam walked around his kitchen, searching aimlessly for inspiration to write a blog post that he spent too much time deliberating upon. After opening his fridge door, only to find expired broccoli and leftovers from the local Mexican restaurant, Sam stumbled over to the counter to grab his phone. “Fuck this,” he said in frustration,... Continue Reading →
My Life, Best Written 