"Life hasn't beat you up enough yet. I can tell in your writing," my mother bluntly told me a few weeks ago while I was chomping down an organic banana. I looked at her, puzzled. Well god damn, it sure feels like life is taking its' swings. It’s 10:07 P.M., and I’m two Sex on... Continue Reading →
The Complexities of the Gym Life
By analyzing the landscape of my gym, I am by no means conducting a groundbreaking expose. If you have been to a gym roughly five times in your life, you know the stereotypes. Even if you haven’t ever been to a gym, all you’d need to do is look up Dude Perfect on YouTube... Continue Reading →
What I Did with My New Year
Stomach wrenching every direction. Head spinning so much, clarity becoming impossible to achieve. Like most people, I spent the last couple hours of 2016 and the first few of 2017 over indulging in liquor and stupidity. I spent most of my tip money pounding drinks trying to beat the 2 A.M. buzzer. I tried... Continue Reading →
