“How are you today?” Suzy asked Billy. “I’m good,” replied the jovial Billy as his hands were full of Twinkies from the local gas station. “Good to hear, Billy,” Suzy then said. “Would you want to go on a date with me this weekend?” Billy was surprised by Suzy’s question. They were only friends before... Continue Reading →
My 5 Biggest Wastes of Time
1. Not being honest I’ve misrepresented the truth to everyone. My best friends. Girlfriends. Even my parents. Most of the time, it’s out of shame, especially if I’ve done something wrong. Other times, I just don’t have the temerity to tell people what they don’t want to hear. I reluctantly cower in the face of... Continue Reading →
Apathetic to One’s Own Plight
Sam walked around his kitchen, searching aimlessly for inspiration to write a blog post that he spent too much time deliberating upon. After opening his fridge door, only to find expired broccoli and leftovers from the local Mexican restaurant, Sam stumbled over to the counter to grab his phone. “Fuck this,” he said in frustration,... Continue Reading →
My Life, Best Written 